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Two Killer Sweethearts By Crazy fan

Chapter one: Secrets
WARNING: This story included sexual abuse and a lot of bad words. I only have the first chapter.

Link decided that he should finally ask Princess Zelda to marry him. They being dating for 7 years now, after Zelda send him back to the past. He could still remember that first day he met her. That morning after the Deku tree died and gave him the stone. He didn’t know how long has he being thinking about Zelda when Saria jumps up from nowhere.
“ Link! Hello! breakfast was ready 5 minutes ago.”
Link finally came down from his thoughts after realizing was starving.
“ What’s inside that big head of yours?” ask Saria as she gave him his breakfast. Saria was his best friend since he could remember. She was always used to protect him from that Mido when he left the Kokiri Forest to start his adventure.
“ Nothing.” he said in his lying voice. Saria knew him for so long that, that look would not work on her.
“ Spit it out, I known you for 17 years” she said to him in as serious-joking way.
Link finally gave in.
“ I am going to ask Zelda to marry me, and to kind of admit it I’m.. a bit nervous.
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“why doesn’t he love me. He should. I know why. That fucken princess. I tough she was my friend, but I will take care of her. He will be mine even if I have to get ride of that bitch of his. He is too good for her. She hasn’t done anything to deserve him. Arrgg! I hate her. Princess Zelda will die."
The beautiful zora princess, Ruto, though as she was madly in love with Link for years now. Ever since she saw him and Zelda having a picnic in Lake Hylia. She wanted him so badly that she would kill anyone in the way of winning his heart. She knew that no one would stop her. She keep thinking of a master plan
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Link took a bath in the spring near the Sacred Medow and changed into his blue tunic. ( He couldn’t find his green tunic. Maybe Saria decided to give a wash for him. She was such a neat freak. That was one thing he couldn’t understand about girls. Why were they such neat freaks.) He loved them very dearly though.
He had already made his mine of how he was going to spend his afternoon. He would go on a horse-back riding with Zelda in Lon-Lon Ranch, afterwards he would take to watch the sunset on Lake Hylia and finally after the sun sets he would propose to her.
Tough Link was getting ahead of himself, first he had to pick up Epona, his horse from Malon, another of his best friends. His friends were all friends. He final finished getting ready.
"Link, good... luck!" said Saria in a disappointed voice. Never did Link noticed that
Saria was in love with him as well. She always keep it a secret because she knew that Link was crazy for Zelda.
"See, you later, I'll be home for dinner" Link said in a sarcastic way and smiled at her.
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" I never knew why HE had to choose her. I really though he loved me. Link was the nicest will get ride of her and Link will finally notice her, but what about her terrible secret? She did not want to tell anybody that every night Ingo would come all drunk and while her father was staying in Kakariko village, Ingo will come into her room. He would slowly remover her night robe and her underwear. After removing his and her clothes, Ingo put tape on her mouth so she wouldn’t scream. He started kissing her passionately. Grabbing her boobs as well. Some times, she admitted to herself she would enjoy those nights What was she thinking, the only person she would enjoy it is when Link finally decided to go for her.
“ Malon honey, Link is here to pick up Epona.” Talon yelled from outside Malon had a lot going on her head then she finally called back “ Tell him I’m my way.” She could wait to see Link’s handsome face.
“ Too late honey, I.. kind of...gave him Epona and he already left”
“God dam it, dad! You know how much I love him and today I was going to tell him the truth. I fucken hate you.” Malon stormed out of the room with her eyes full of tears and anger.

Chapter 2: No pain no game

"Hurry Epona can't wait to see Princess Zelda" Link told Epona as she was running through the fields.
He stop when he arrived at the market. Everybody knew him since he was the Hero of
Time and he was also dating the Princess of Hyrule. He walked trough the market and into the castle gates. The guards already knew him as well and let him go wait for the Princess in the courtyard. A guard left to announce his arrival. When Zelda heard the new she as fast as she could down the courtyard. Moments later she arrived with Link. She gave Link a quick kiss and questioned him.
"what brings you here, my handsome knight"
Link smiled and answered " Your beauty my lady"
"I love you!"
"And I love you too, Zelda"
He finally told the princess his purpose in the castle. She asked permission from her father. "Go ahead honey, enjoy yourself" he said. He wanted his beautiful daughter to be happy and obviously Link made hr extra happy.
"Next stop Lon Lon Ranch!"
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"Malon sweetie I know your upset but he was in a hurry. He mention something about proposing to Princess Zel...."
He was suddenly interrupted by his raging daughter.
“WHAT???? He is asking that bicth to marry him? Why her? What she got that I don’t”
Is not fucken fair!
They heard horses coming in from the entrance.
“ Malon, Talon were going to be around here horseback riding. Hope you guys don’t mine!”
“Of course not my boy, go ahead!” talon answer from inside.
At that moment Malon had a plan to kill Ms. man-taker, with an evil grin in her face she walked outside to were Link and Zelda were.
They were in their own little world, kissing passionately. Before they could see her she put a pin in the horse’s settle when Zelda sits the pin with poke the horse and its welcome to hell princess. Malon cleared her throat to get Link and Zelda’s attention after she completed phrase 2.
“Need anything your highness” she asked in a nice polite way.
Zelda stared at her innocent face and said that she was just fine like that, but thanks for asking. Malon also noticed Zelda’s sweet smile. Pathetic. If she thinks that she is going to trick her into giving in her love and take Link for herself, she had another thing coming.
“ Your welcome” said Malon and walked away and sat near her house door and watch as Zelda climbed in her horse.
Zelda sat and Malon’s plan was going great. the hose threw Zelda flying. No pain no game” whispered Malon to herself. Good think Link was quick enough to break her fall.
“Are you ok, my darling” he was so worried sick.
She smiled as she saw his dark blue eyes and his blond bangs.
“ In your strong arms, I am. The sun is about to set, how about if we go watch it in Lake Hylia.” Link couldn’t say anything so he just nodded and smiled. Both climbed on Epona and left for the lake.
“Shit. Shit. Shit. How could that happened. I guess under estimated Link’s moves, but she was sure she was not going to make that mistake again.” Malon though as she watch them leave. Her father came outside and announced he was going to stay at Kakariko and Ingo was going to take care of her. Shot! don’t go please. “Good bye daddy!”

Malon ran as fast as she could trough the fields. She was really hurt; she couldn’t believe that her fairy boy was going to marry Princess Zelda. She always loved Link, since she though him Epona’s song. He was so cute and innocent back then, but now it all seems that he was in a spell that was summoned by Zelda. “I always though stuck up princesses were only supposed to marry princes.

The sun was about to set when Zelda and Link arrived at the lake.
“The sun set it is so beautiful…”
“But not as beautiful as you Zelda.” Zelda white checks blush against his comment.
“Thank you” The two of them keeps staring into each others eyes.
They were to busy to notice that Ruto was watching them. Slowly her anger began to rise; memories or dreams came back to her at that moment. Link was small standing in front of her. She remembers herself giving him the Sapphire stone. What? I only give that to the person I’m going to marry, but I have to get ride of Zelda before she became his fiancée. Goddesses this is so confusing.
“Link come on lets go swimming!” Link agreed and both ran into the lake. Then they started throwing water at each other. Ruto saw her chance to try to kill her. She swam under Zelda and pulled her down.
Link saw that Zelda was drowning, so he dive as saw a blue thing pulling Zelda down. Link swam towards it and he saw that it was Ruto.
He tried to pull Ruto away from Zelda, Ruto saw Link and she began to feel embarrassment so she swam away. By the time Link got Zelda back to shore, she was already K.O.
“Zelda do you hear me? Zelda please wake up.” She opens her eyes and the first thing that she saw was Link.
“Are you alright? I was so worried that I lost you!”
“Thank you, Link.”
He smiled, and hugged her. Both stared in their eyes their face grew closer and closer until their lips met. The moment only lasted seconds when they broke free. Link got up and helped her stand up.
“Zelda I have something to ask you.”
“What is it Link?” He kneeled before her and took out a diamond ring from his pocket. Zelda was started, but happy. She knew what he wanted to ask her.
“Will you marry me?” Her eyes grew wide; she already knew what her answer was.
“YES!!!”
She jumped on top of him and started kissing him again.
Night fall came and the lovers had to on their way back to the castle. After Link left the castle Zelda told her father of what had happened.
“Link proposed to you dear?”
“Yes daddy. Can I marry him?”
“Of course dear, after what you told me I believe he is the perfect man for my daughter”
“Thank you daddy” The king could not be happier about it. Zelda left to her room and feel asleep dreaming happily of her lover.

Chapter 4: A friend into an enemy

Dear diary,

Yesterday Link came back late. He seems to be very happy. I guess Zelda accepted his offer. I can’t believe it he actually went for it. I still have strong feelings for him; even though he is older in appearance I am a bit older than him in mind. My love for him burns as strong as Zelda’s. Both of us are willing to sacrifice ourselves for link.
Please forgive me for this Link, but I cannot let her have you. I love you and I will fight for your love. Even if it means that I have to lose my immortality. She will go down.
Sincerely,
Saria

Sari slowly closed her journal and fell asleep.
On the next morning Link was awake very early than usual. Saria hadn’t even opened her eyes when Link knocked on her door.
“Who . . . is . . .it?” she moan in her sleep.
“Wake up Saria. I was going to leave you a note but I decided to tell you in person.”
“Wanted to tell me what?”
“That I am leaving to the castle Zelda invited me over to get the wedding plans ready and she invited me for breakfast as well. See you later Saria!!!” Before the forest girl can respond he left on Epona and headed towards the castle. Saria slowly shocked her head and fell sleep again.
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One of the guards guarding the gates spotted Link and Epona. The guard nodded to another guard and they opened the gates.
“Good morning gentlemen” said Link
“Good morning my lord the princess is waiting for you in the courtyard,”
“Thank you” with that Link rode of toward the courtyard. When Link got to the courtyard Zelda greeted him with a kiss.
“How’s my dear princess this morning?”
“Fine my shiny knight. Now come father is expecting us for breakfast!” Links nodded and follow his love towards many halls. They all looked the same to Link. The floor was covered by a long red carpet that was made out of silk. The walls were made out of stone and had portraits of the previous kings of the land. Finally they reach a big room. In the middle was a very expensive table that went on for miles. The walls seem to be 2000 feet high. On the ceiling they were giant crystal and gold chandeliers. Link was amaze at the dinner room. At the tallest chair of them all sat the king of Hyrule.
The king saw his daughter and her fiancé. He stood up and greeted them.
“Good morning, welcome my boy!”
Link kneeled down and greeted the king back.
“Get up my boy; my future son in law does not need to kneel down to me!!” Link with out hesitation stood up. “Thank you your majesty” The king smiled and lead them toward the table. “Take a seat boy . . .” Link did as he asked. Zelda sat right beside Link and waited there quietly. After they were settled the king yelled on top of his lungs. “Maids bring in the breakfast!” In a matter of seconds tons of maids came into the room with silver dishes in their hands.
They places one in front of Link another in front of Zelda and the last one the king. The other maids brought tons of food. They were chocolate cover pancakes and eggs, potatoes, and some other things that Link did not recognized. A maid girl came toward them and asked link, “what do you wish to have to drink sir. Juice or Lon Lon milk?”
Link though for a moment then he answered her,” milk please,” She asked the same question to Zelda and the king. Zelda asked for milk as well while the king asked for both of them. Link served him self and ate. Yet he was really nervous that he was eating in front the royal family. So he ate very slowly. When he looked over Zelda he saw that she was eating like he likes to eat. Fast. It seemed the king didn’t mind. The maid girl came back with the requested drinks. After finishing they left the dinning room towards the library. After they came to it Zelda and Link talked for hours about their wedding.
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Meanwhile in the forest, Saria was in a bad mood all day. Even Mido was afraid to pass towards her house. Saria exited her house. She walked towards the exit to the forest. She stopped and started to think. Her mind was made and her plan was ready to begin. She exited, never looking back. She needed help and she knew who ask for it.

To Be continued. . .

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